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MBored Posted on Wed, February 26, 2014 14:50:44

England has had it’s fair share of bad news
already this year, terrible floods, the government continuing to kill
off the lower classes, but that’s nothing compared to the shock
revelation that Piers Morgan has been sacked from CNN.

Mbedd would
like to start an emergency petition just in case the sleazy, corrupt,
phone hacking, vomit inducing, arrogant bile spouter comes back to the
UK and starts infesting our our fair shores.

Do what you have to do.
Write a letter to the Queen or your local MP. Inform the NRA that he’s
coming ’round to confiscate their guns and that they had better get to
him first, or simply shout out of your window “GO AWAY MORGAN” every 10

People of Britain, do what you can.

Infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performances 1

MBored Posted on Sun, February 16, 2014 16:50:24

Here’s Johnny Depp’s ill-advised appearance at the now infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performance.

Booked to do a quick link and introduce the Pilobolus Dancers, he seemed to drop a hint about his new Tim Burton movie ‘Homepride’ based on the bowler hatted characters from the flour adverts. That’s when the Queen became vocal.

“How dare you” she thundered. “This isn’t the forum to be hawking your cheap shoddy wears! And another thing…Don’t you make films without a …British Accent these days? I’m the Queen and I’m in charge of English words, and I say it’s a travesty that your kind is shamelessly mangling my dialect. You’re a hair’s breadth away from Dick Van Dyke and it turns my stomach.”

The Queen then ordered her manservant to spit in the direction of the visibly crushed Depp. “And further more – you totally ruined that sketch on The Fast Show” she added. “I’ll tell you what will suit you sir” she quipped, “A beheading!”

Johnny Depp was later executed publically in Fleet Street, 1936.

Infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performances 2

MBored Posted on Sun, February 16, 2014 16:48:54

Here’s Jimmy Carr from the now infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performance.

All was going well for the dead-eyed monotone gag-smith, and Prince Philip was seen to be in rapturous laughter at his jokes about the disabled and ethnic minorities.

Unfortunately the air was turned sour, when his manservant quietly informed him that Mr. Carr’s comedy output was ‘ironic’, and that even though his act seemed to be identical to Jim Davidson’s, he was in fact the host of one of those late night political satire shows on Channel Four.

Obviously disgusted at being made to look a fool by a lefty, he hurled his swan and guinea fowl kebab straight at the honking head of his outrage. Mr. Carr was later beheaded, stuffed and hung proudly on the wall next to a tastefully mounted panda cub head in the Duke’s private collection.

Infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performances 3

MBored Posted on Sun, February 16, 2014 16:47:12

Here’s Joan River’s ill-advised appearance at the now infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performance.

Things weren’t going well from the start, with audible tuts being heard from the Royal Box every time Ms. Rivers reeled out her hackneyed catchphrase. It was only when she told a joke about Gwyneth Paltrow being named the most beautiful this year, because she got Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder to vote, that the Queen broke her silence.

“For God’s sake woman… Can One Talk?” she blasted, “You’ve used that bladdy punch line so many times – you just change the set-up!”

The Queen then rose and stared menacingly at Rivers adding, “Don’t you ever write any new material? 300 years in this business and you have 4 jokes in your repertoire – and three of them are about Cher. I’m the bladdy Queen, this is my show, and I expect you lot to make the effort to entertain me!”

Ms. Rivers was ordered to be beheaded, but after several hours of sawing and chopping, they realised that the level of cosmetic surgery she’d had to reinforce her rotting frame made dismemberment impossible. To this day she remains chained and weighted at the bottom of the River Thames next to Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th Films.

Infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performances 4

MBored Posted on Sun, February 16, 2014 16:45:39

Here’s Noel Fielding’s ill-advised appearance at the now infamous 2009 Royal Variety Performance.

The Queen (who is known to hate all forms of animal whimsy after one of her corgis was hijacked and driven full speed into St. Paul’s Cathedral by a gang of disenfranchised diabetic walruses wearing basques) grew tired of his act quite quickly, bellowing at the stage ‘One does not find your lazy juxtapositioning of wildlife with random foodstuffs amusing, so stick your pepperoni penguins up your Shoreditch arse!’

She then passed a law that made it illegal to give animals surnames in comedy routines, beheaded Fielding with an axe made from cauliflower tears and sprinted off in the direction of Balmoral.

New Members

Deedee Skychicken Posted on Tue, February 11, 2014 15:57:06

MBedd is pleased to announce three more fictional members of the team, and one of their main jobs is to hassle Deedee on her Facebook page.
So the first new member to be joining Deedee and Ember, is Singer/Actress Mo Rinko

Thank you Mo for fictionally joining the team.

Office Safety DVD Grabs

MBriefs Posted on Mon, February 03, 2014 17:27:59

Here are a few Screen grabs from my current project. It’s an E-learning office safety video.

New Website

MBored Posted on Wed, January 29, 2014 16:45:39

I’ve finally got around to updating the MBedd site, ditching the full flash version, and instead going for the static picture based approach. More people seem to be asking me for HTML5 stuff now, so I thought I better adjust accordingly.


MBored Posted on Tue, January 21, 2014 19:54:14

So happy a bit of fan art I did got a nice reply from the band themselves.

Totally delighted. Here’s the video it’s based on below…


Floorplan Creator

MBriefs Posted on Wed, September 25, 2013 10:48:46

I’ve just completed another update to the Fire Safety Software – a floorplan creator. The challenge was to make a system simple enough to be used by people unused to drawing packages.

Visit Fire Training International for an overview of how the project is developing.

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